🧼 Deny Everything Air Freshener – Smells Like Reasonable Doubt

🧼 Deny Everything Air Freshener – Smells Like Reasonable Doubt

Forget air fresheners that play it safe. This one’s got character—literally. Whether you're outmaneuvering shady deals or just trying to cover up the scent of takeout and burnt clutch, the Deny Everything freshener is your new legal counsel in the streets.

🖤 Featuring a crisp black-and-white cutout of everyone's favorite morally flexible lawyer, it’s a bold statement in every rearview.

🚘 Key Features:

⚖️ Iconic “Deny Everything” slogan – lawyer up, buttercup

🍋 Subtle fresh scent – fresh enough to mislead investigators

🪝 Easy hang-up design for rearview mirrors or questionable alibis

💼 Perfect for JDM builds, sleeper sedans, and anyone who’s technically not guilty

Pro Tip: Pair it with a straight face and solid eye contact. The air might be fresh, but your story doesn't have to be.