🔇🚘 Silent Flex Slap – We Drive Safe, We Roll Quiet 🥷🏁

For the low-key legends and respectful rebels — this sticker says what your neighbors wish you were doing. Featuring clean Japanese kanji and polite messaging, it reads:
"We drive safely. We keep quiet in your neighborhood."
(…while your straight-piped exhaust tells another story.)

🈶 Japanese text:

私たちは安全に運転する = We drive safely

あなたの近所を静かに = We keep quiet in your neighborhood

📏 Size: 20 × 6.2 cm (≈ 7.9" × 2.4")
💦 High-quality waterproof vinyl – fade-resistant and street-ready
🖤 Clean black/white contrast for stealthy visibility

Perfect for:
✅ VIP builds, stance cars, or low-glide sedans
✅ Drivers who roll slow but hit hard
✅ Anyone who knows sarcasm is the best suspension mod

⚠️ Warning: May reduce honking, but won't muffle your exhaust.